Rock Concert + Blind Date = No Bueno

Who in their right mind would think it’s a good idea to have a blind date at a rock concert? Aren’t blind dates usually reserved for coffee or a light dinner or something? Certainly they are not meant for a venue where you can’t hear yourself think much less speak. Seriously.

A friend shows up at a Black Crowes concert at a freaking amphitheatre for gosh sake, dragging along some poor intern who is his supposed “blind date.” He decides he can’t be on his own with this girl, so he’s latched on to us. This girl is so nice, so cute, and he’s acting like she’s some scab of his, uninvited, that tagged along to the show.

Please.

He proceeds to text message throughout the concert alerting his friends that she doesn’t know any Black Crowes songs. Not her fault! Don’t bring her to the concert! God bless.

Some guys think they are just God’s gift, and they are soooo not. It’s enough to turn you off a rock concert for life.

Save the "rock" for her hand, not a blind date. M-kay?