I'm Gonna Be Famous!

The most exciting thing just crossed my mind. It's occurred to me that in response to the influx of extremely important actors moving to Nashvegas (well, one, but it’s Nicole Kidman for gosh sake!) paparazzi shall soon follow suit and begin flashing away in our dear village of Nash. Odds are very high you’ll see my shoulder, elbow, or butt cheek making a cameo in People, Us Weekly, etc.

Needless to say, I am going to turn the tables on these paparazzi. Henceforth, I shall stalk them. Jump in front of their cameras every chance I get, flash a little Hook ‘Em Horns…

You just wait.